The Brain Massage!

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Merry Christmas? Baby Jesus, Or Baby Bahphomet!

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Breaking The Tyrant‘s Grip, One Finger At A Time — Masks: The Science & the Bible

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The ”Rittenhouse” Affair / Will Roe Be Overturned? / A 30k View of The Pandemic and Election Fraud Controversies / Division Within the Camp?

Blind Draw from the Archive

Brain Masseur: Shot off the Wall! A Battlefield Medical Facility Report (Temporarily wounded but under excellent doctors care and recovering. Be back soon! Please read this short report and stay tuned. 

Segment.01 Hello. I’m Dr. Jerry Scheidbach, pastor of the Lighthouse Baptist Church in Santa Maria, CA—and your brain masseur—get ready for your brain massage.

The brain masseur took a direct hit from the CCP enemy attack: their bioweapon called COVID-19, found him laboring severely weakened conditions accumulating over a period of over two weeks in very intense circumstances. In one of those trips, he got extended three days beyond his meds and supplement regimen. That broke a several months building up of a wall of protection that was working perfectly. In the second wave, already exhausted, through a weird fluke, his boarding pass indicated a boarding gate that does not exist in LAX — Now, I'm connected to every notification thing available, in multiple venues, and checked and refreshed the screen, and as panic ensued a wandered about looking for gate B41 only to inadvertently step across the "line" to ask about the gate to discover I left the gate and had to return through TSA. In all I ran, and force marched, about five hundred miles — well, minus some number — and panic rushed through TSA to my gate — oh, with a little extra belt loss drama thrown in. When the Customer service rep saw my boarding pass she was even more dumbfounded than I was, instructed me to screen shot that— gave me the great news that that there was NO flight available until next day, 10 AM. She asked if I wanted her to book that flight, and I explained, of course not. I want to get home tonight, so I'm just going to start walking. Well, yeah, not that. She booked the flight and offered to comp a room. She gave me comps for one room and three meals. No transportation, though. I'll have to provide my receipts to get reimbursed for that.

First experience with Uber. Got to room and discovered it was the MOST despicable, dirty, stink bed of filth that I've ever seen in America. Stomach turning all the way to the swarthy fellow, son of Ishmael or some unfortunate descendent of Ketura — who had me on hold trying to contact the airline — I'm talking twenty to thirty minutes of others coming along trying to cut in, he keeps pointing to phone in his ear, it's crazy I finally ask what is going on You have the confirmation number, you have the voucher, let's be done with this. He mumbled something that sounded like he was concerned about getting his money — so I left.

Outside the building, I set up my portable office and booked a room at a LaQuinta, a ride to the hotel and now I'm literally dehydrated and painfully exhausted.

Imagine I go to the desk to hear I have no res. I very especially clicked 12 check-in, 13 check out. The clerk said I have a 13 check-in and 14 check out. Desperate, I insisted he give me a room. After all the rigmarole about separate res etc. fine, fine, book a room, get me a bed I got some keys. I asked for three bottles of water — they don't provide water. What! No water. He pointed to a vending machine. I go to the machine, cash ONLY. You've got to be kidding me. The card reader is broken. You can go across the street to the gas station. — Is this night EVER going to end?

I drag my bags to my room, return to the street to get water, return to the room to get some sleep.

The trip home the next day was relatively uneventful. Except I required the very gracious and helpful service of our Deacon and his precious wife. 

And, by the way, at that time, no suggestion COVID had leaped onto the launching pad in my body. Some coughing but nothing beyond my usual battle with weakened bronchia exacerbated by physical tiredness.

When I got home, that's when it hit me like a steamroller. I've been pretty well flattened out ever since.

So that will have to be my report — obviously, I can't do a brain massage today.

I DO WANT TO SAY PRAISE GOD RITTENHOUSE WAS ACQUITTED.

THE INTERVIEW BETWEEN LINDELL AND TRUMP WAS FANTASTIC AND THE NOTICE THAT HIS SUIT WITH THE ATTORNEYS GENERAL AGAINST THE US OVER THE STOLEN 2020 ELECTION IS MOVING FORWARD BEFORE THANKSGIVING WAS GREAT NEWS.

LET'S ALL GET A PIECE OF PUMPKIN PIE AND WATCH IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE.

OR BETTER YET, PICK A BRAIN MASSAGE FROM OUR ARCHIVES AND ENJOY!

PRAYING!

Segment.02 Hello. Welcome back! I’m Dr. Jerry Scheidbach, pastor at the Lighthouse, your brain masseur, and Paul Revere’s lantern lighter, lighting the lamps in the church belfry arch, signaling the enemy is on the march, an enemy that would steal from us our liberty.

 

I have lit the lamps in the Church belfry arch and now you let me know if you see them. It's LIGHTS ON if you see the LIGHTS ARE ON and you will ride like Revere and spread the warning, (essentially, it means you agree with what I’m saying) or you say LIGHTS OFF –– which means you reject what I’m saying and disagree strongly with me. So, what will it be today, lights on, or lights off?

Email me by going to our website at branmassage.net. That’s brainmassage.net. Find the CONTACT button and send me an email.

You can leave a message on our Lights On hotline: 805.314.2114.

God bless you. God bless America! I’ll see you in Church.

 

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